The Eliot Spitzer Memorial - How to...

...tell if she is a hooker or a cop.

His arrogance too great. Above the law. Not even this tutorial would have slowed him.

From Newsday.com: "Most devastating to Spitzer was a transcript of wiretap conversations where he allegedly arranged for the Emperor's Club V.I.P. to send a prostitute from New York City to the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, where he planned to stay Feb. 13 before testifying to a congressional committee. The transcript is part of a federal complaint.

"Federal sources said Spitzer is referred to as "Client 9" in the conversations. The tapes reveal that a woman named "Kristen" who is described as being "petite, very pretty brunette, 5 feet five inches, and 105 pounds" took Amtrak from Manhattan's Pennsylvania Station to Washington to meet Client 9. Their meeting was supposed to last four hours, but only took about two.

"After leaving Client 9, the prostitute called her boss, Temeka Lewis of Brooklyn to report collecting a fee of $4,300 from Client 9. The prostitute said she liked Client 9 and didn't find him difficult as others had."

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